April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Previous Random Joke Next
Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Who races the most?

The rasit!

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Wtf Jokes More Wtf Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF