WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
About a wick!
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
A Boston Marathon.
Nails in their hands and feet
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF