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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Wtf Jokes More Wtf Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF