Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF