Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF