Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Who won the race?

Society.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF