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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.