At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
It thighs.
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Because it is using steroids.
Because he always came in a lil behind.
Two test-tickles.
Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!
Search and Destroy.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
He threw away their wheelchairs!
Ba dum ship.
Farm gold in China.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Because they lactose. Moo
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
It's finger licking good.
