WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
It thighs.
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Check, mate.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
A CART-ilage
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Make way, children.
It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.
A Ms. Steak.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
You break them at the middle and load them from behind
A lot of good yolks!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
Stuck
Lefty!
Cross your legs
With no legs.
