At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
It thighs.
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Attila you no lies!
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Recalculating route.
Girl: Your feet.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
Because Wednesday is hump day.
A midget.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
He thought they were revolting!
Where you left it
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
Because he has always Ben Solo.
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
