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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.