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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.