What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating