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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.