What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole