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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.