What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.