What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke