What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.