Carbon Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating