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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs