How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.