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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.