How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving.. **The cops**

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs