How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.