Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!