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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.