Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.