Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!