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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

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Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.