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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!