What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!