Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..