Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!