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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.