Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
They think outside the box.
Finding half of a roach in your food.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
PokMongoDB
A Ducktor.
Chicks dig stars.
Stirrups
A Barkeologist.
