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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.