What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.