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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor