What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.