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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist