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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out