How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest...... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.