Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.