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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!