Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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For playing wom

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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

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They don't like to get too close to the net!

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

Pao Ming.