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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.