Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.