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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

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Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!