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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.