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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.