What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.