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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.