What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!