What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

President Jokes More President Jokes

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.