Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Who's there! Becca! Becca who?

Becca the net!

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.