Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.