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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.