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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!