What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!