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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.