What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.