What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who's there! Becca! Becca who?

Becca the net!

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.