April Sale - 20% Off

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Previous Random Joke Next
Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!