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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base