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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines