What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.