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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Michael Jackson

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.