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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

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What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat