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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.