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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand!!

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."