What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right