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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!