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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!