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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!