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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!