What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!