Time Machine Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Because her hips won't lie.

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Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

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The more you twist them the harder they get.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!!

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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