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Time Machine Jokes

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Tardi Jokes More Tardi Jokes

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.