Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.