What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.