What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.