What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.