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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter