What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.