What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks