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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection