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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.