Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki