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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you want for your birthday this year?

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.