How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving