How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving