ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
It was an emergent sea.
