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How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly