How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving