There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
They steer them!
Drive faster.
Because they take everything, literally.
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
Because they can only semi retire.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
