How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly