How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving