What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks