What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks