What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Previous Random Joke Next

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Wrecks Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.