What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.