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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks