What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks