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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!