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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!