How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.