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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..