How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..