How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..