Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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Because it was his duty.

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Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.