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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

Early retirement