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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

Early retirement

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.