Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

Early retirement