After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Budweiser
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
I have left my Mark on Mars
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
It twerked.
No home oh
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
A real mess on your hands.
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
It was an emergent sea.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He loves his pot.
She didn't suit his taste!
Is this some sort of yolk
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
Because the reaction could be explosive.
The way they enter your house.
A surgeon.
Two marks.
Marked down!
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
With or without "u"
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
Because they like to pump kin.
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
