After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Budweiser
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
I have left my Mark on Mars
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
It twerked.
No home oh
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
A real mess on your hands.
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
It was an emergent sea.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He loves his pot.
Because nobody made sandwiches
There was a face off in the corner
There's no 'f' in way
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
A one-hour facial.
A frog in a blender.
Because they change theirs more often
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
To study abroad.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
He had a *lovely finish*.
A leave of Absinthe.
