What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.