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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright