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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.