How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.