Average Lifespan Jokes

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.