Average Lifespan Jokes

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.