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What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons