What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs