Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Herman Jokes More Herman Jokes

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

Pee Wee Herman Jokes More Pee Wee Herman Jokes

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.