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Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Herman Jokes More Herman Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Who's there! Balloon! Balloon who?

Balloon velvet!