Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Pee Wee Herman Jokes More Pee Wee Herman Jokes
Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond