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Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.