Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Stroganoff Jokes More Stroganoff Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Pee Wee Herman Jokes More Pee Wee Herman Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?