Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

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Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.