What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!