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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!