Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.