It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
There is no cod
With a gummy worm as bait
Because they're stuck between a 69.
Because 7 ate 9
The Galaxy note 7
Because "Kindle" was taken.
Sam. Samsung
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.