It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
He was in de-Nile.
They want to catch the last goal-post!
Holy smoke!
Because 7 ate 9.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because "Kindle" was taken.
The Galaxy note 7
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
A Guardian of the Galaxy