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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy