What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!