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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Church

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This is not a drill.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!