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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!