What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Shall we walk home or take a dog

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.