What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!