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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor