Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.