What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.