What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea