Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.