What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.