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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.