How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three