How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.