How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark